Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Review: Shark Tale

How does a studio afford to make a computer- animated flick with six A-list celebrities? Easy. Hire cheap writers to concoct a weak, unfunny script and then saturate the film with product placements. I haven't seen a more pathetic movie about sharks since 1999's "Deep Blue Sea." As a bonus, this underwater fiasco also features the worst example of Robert De Niro playing a caricature of himself since "Analyze That." I'm waiting for "The Incredibles," then I'm giving up on this genre. Grade: F