The Return Of Guns N' Roses

Last month, Chuck Klosterman wrote an April Fools review of the long-awaited CD from Guns N Roses, Chinese Democracy in SPIN magazine. The article was a complete fabrication, and the album has yet to be released, but the real band, led by Axl Rose, has scheduled two real gigs at New York City's Hammerstein Ballroom on May 16 and 17. Tickets for the May shows cost $63 and go on sale April 21 at 10 a.m. at Ticketmaster locations. Call 631-888-9000 or go to www.ticketmaster.com.