Worst Christmas Gift Ever!

I always resented the popularity of Sesame Street's Elmo. As a kid, my fave character was Grover, and I was annoyed that his glory was cast aside when the Sesame Streeters colored him orange and had him neutered to create the high-strung Elmo character. After reading this article, I'm convinced that the little bastard is evil!

Family members said 16-month-old Miranda Boll's new book, "Potty Time With Elmo," was supposed to teach an interactive lesson using voice commands.

However, when the book's buttons are pressed, it reportedly says something it is not supposed to -- "who wants to die?"

Nice, Elmo. Real Nice. You don't hear Super Grover making those kinds of comments!